As we were leaving the mall, a mountain of white toilet paper caught my eye. I thought it looked like something my children would like to see, so I turned right and set off to gawk. This house got rocked with toilet paper. I was instantly embarrassed by all of the shoddy t.p.ing jobs I have pulled off in my life. It really was a thing of beauty.
I decided to find out what Judah thought, so I asked, "Judah, what do you think?"
Judah replied in his innocence, "It's glorious."
Either my son is just ridiculously easy to impress or I am raising a troublemaker. I am a little afraid.
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Ha ha!! Judah has a great vocab! Just make sure that e-barrassing sticks and throw in an e-nnoying for good measure. It's hard to go back after Dylan introduced those "glorious" words into our vocabulary.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great comment from a 3 year old! I'm glad he didn't refer to bra-less Gerri as "glorious".
ReplyDeleteAhh, Dylan. I had to give him a shout out! Believe me, bra-less Gerri falls a bit short of glorious...especially when she leads jumping songs at the library...ugh.
ReplyDeleteyour son is obviously a visionary. He instantly recognised what most of us failed to see, that this common sophomoric prank had been planned and executed so thoroughly that its completeness had vaulted it into the realm of artform. the maestro prankster had precisely expressed his angst with the perfect symbol of a synthetic apriori truth! Judah was left breathless with no less verbage than "glorious"
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